Welcome to stupidity, home of the greatest medium mind ever to walk the planet.

Okay, so here's a deal. He's a true icon in every sense of the word.

He's loved and feared more than any being to grace this planet.

There's too gosh, is it? A man with a voice that sounds like Barry White and Beyonce had a Jewish baby.

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Fact of the matter is, you are about to embark on a transcendent experience that can only be described as psychological nudity.

This is Stugas, and this is stupidity.

Here we go, Jim.

Tony!

All right, welcome into the Brand Star Studios.

Israel Gutierrez in studio with me.

Mikey A. and Taylor are on Zoom here.

And we have a slew of announcements to make.

Very exciting announcements to make over the next couple of days.

That's right, Mikey A.

I said a slew.

That means more than one.

And we'll make a couple of those announcements coming up in the next five or six minutes here.

But we have to start in the most

obvious place on the heels of week zero with tennis and golf. Well, of course. There's nothing

left. You were all over the Medvedev match last night, US Open. I have no idea what time that match ended. I know I fell asleep at around midnight and it was still going on. It was a, I mean, if anybody who doesn't know Danil Medvedev, and wow, this is not where I expected to start on a Monday. That's all you've been talking about is tennis. Well, I mean, he's hilarious. So there's a match point on him, like he's losing here. And there's a photographer that probably, poor photographer, by the way, poor guy. I felt so badly for him. I did. Probably just thought he was one point ahead and the match was over and starts heading toward the court. And the officials like, whoa, whoa, get off the court, you cannot do that. That was in

between serves, right? So he had missed his first serve, was about to try his second serve,

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