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Hotdog Missiles Of Death Raining Down At A Florida Gas Station

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Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 11 October 2023

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:02:08:09.77  Explain The Mideast Crisis To Me Like I’m An Idiot, Because I’m An Idiot 00:04:52:03.30  Eating A Poop Wrap On Live Stream 00:08:34:15.68  Oops He Did It Again – This Time Livestream Eats A Dog Shit Sandwich 00:15:20:00.28  Police Woman Covers Ring Doorbell Camera Lens, All Hell Breaks Out 00:20:04:07.29 Galileo2333 Reacts To Anti-Pedo Videos 00:23:34:21.34  It’s Gluten Free Bitch Vs. Cashier Cunt At The Jersey Mike Sub Shop 00:29:18:03.45  Sign Up For The […]

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0:00.0

Freaks, it's Wednesday, October 11th, 2023, coming up on the program today.

0:05.0

What's worse than eating one shit wrap? Eating two shit wraps? Plus, finding parallels

0:09.9

between the war in the Middle East and Florida woman's altercation with a gas station

0:14.0

attendant. And if you're allergic to gluten, maybe don't eat at a sandwich shop, you stupid

0:18.6

bitch.

0:19.6

He's 20-year-old Cody Green, screen name perfect buddy, Georgia. He's been chatting

0:27.2

online with a girl, posing as a 13-year-old virgin named Maddie Girl 92. He tells the

0:33.2

decoy, I definitely appreciate being your first. Perfect buddy then sends not one, but

0:39.2

eight different pictures of his genitals.

0:42.2

He said, I really drove this far for no reason. You drove this far for no reason. Perfect

0:47.8

buddy says he was really just looking for a friend, nothing more. But then his story

0:52.8

seems to change. He said she was 13. She did. I'm sorry sir, I have interest in the

0:58.6

younger girls that has just been a fantasy of mine. A fantasy? Yes sir. Did you say you

1:05.6

are ready to have my thing in your mouth? Yes sir. What do you mean about that? Are you

1:12.2

ready to have my f***ing mouth? Because she was going with it. So she wanted it. That's

1:19.0

what it's like to me. It's not her fault at all. She made you come up. I came here for

1:24.6

yes, for reasons like that, but if she really didn't want us to ask where to, I would have

1:30.5

never tried it. But if she was open to the idea, you would have had sex with a 13-year-old

1:35.8

girl. Probably yeah. I'm sorry, I know everything is bad, but that's what it is and that would

1:41.4

be probably the cleanest best pleasure. The cleanest best pleasure is to have sex with a 13-year-old girl.

1:54.0

I've injected my knee with my feces, 120 CCs on a knee cap, just liquefied, puffing in. I'm

2:01.8

a sucker for other people's pain. Oh my goodness. Are you on the internet? Isn't that for

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