Don’t Leave Your Spunk Jug Laying Around – SIDESHOW
Distorted View Daily
Tim Henson
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 10 October 2023
⏱️ 50 minutes
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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:42:22.73 A Weekend Of Pastabilities! 00:07:48:11.79 I Can’t Be Trusted With Kitchen Appliances 00:11:06:18.50 Child Predator Is Disappointed The Girl He’s Stalking Isn’t Younger 00:19:20:19.10 Adult Baby Suffers Little Caesar Shits 00:22:27:06.35 Great (Loud) Moments In Male Orgasms 00:27:08:21.29 Steven Dawson Has An Old Spunk Collection In A Jar 00:29:57:01.34 […]
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| 0:00.0 | The following is a distorted view sideshow exclusive. |
| 0:04.4 | Who gets this shit? |
| 0:05.6 | Well that was hurtful. |
| 0:07.6 | Hey Freaks, it's Tuesday, October 10th, 2023 coming up on the program today, which Utah owns a half-filled cum-jung. |
| 0:15.9 | Plus, a child predator is refreshingly honest with his disgusting desires. |
| 0:20.3 | And a four-time amputee proves you don't need hands to shoot a gun. |
| 0:24.0 | It's going to be an inspirational episode of TV today! |
| 0:27.0 | Today! |
| 0:30.0 | This video is for all you stupid fucking trolls and haters on one, saying |
| 0:36.8 | main and hurtful things about Fodoras. |
| 0:39.0 | Well guess what, they rule harder than you, dipshits. |
| 0:42.0 | You don't fucking know anything about this hat idiots |
| 0:47.0 | Quite frankly, I just think you're jealous ass hat |
| 0:51.0 | Because you couldn't even pull off this where this look if you |
| 0:54.6 | couldn't even you couldn't even wear a fedora if your life's dependent on it because |
| 0:58.2 | you know what it's class and classes for men and swag is for boys but you |
| 1:02.2 | wouldn't know shit about that |
| 1:03.1 | fucking haters this hat is for what cool people wear and you can't figure it out |
| 1:08.3 | you sit there online on your fucking websites and you stay bullshit about it, but guess what? |
| 1:14.0 | It's just a hat and you're not even cool enough to wear it. |
| 1:17.0 | So next time you think before you do trolling. |
| 1:20.0 | I'd implore you to do a little bit of thinking, that's even possible for you to think before you do fucking hating on fedoras. |
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