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Togethermess

Jeff Schroeder and Jordan Lloyd

Relationships, Society & Culture, Kids & Family

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2026

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

A Kentucky Derby weekend turns into total chaos, unexpected wins, questionable bets, and a party that somehow fills the house with strangers. Plus, a parenting moment that goes off the rails (mama vs. mammal 😂), neighborhood check-ins that take a darkly funny turn, and why the simple cul-de-sac nights might actually be the best part of it all.

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0:46.6	Wow.
0:47.6	Because he lives by himself and he appreciates that I track on him. Oh, good to see you. I thought you were dead in there. I tell him all the time and we talk about it. I'm like, some could happen to you and none of us would know. He texted me already, smoking weed on the back deck.
1:02.4	He's waiting for the Buffalo Savings to play.
1:04.3	He's fine.
1:05.2	Hey guys, episode 240. I feel weird without my together miss cup sitting here. Don't worry, you're McDonald's cup. I know, it's not a big gulp today. It's just a McDonald's cup. I have to have like my caffeine, but we are, we have these guys we're working with and we are coming out with more tumblers, coffee mugs and everything. Yeah, we're working on it. Like every episode we say we're working on stuff. So always working on stuff. But anyway, big weekend, it's Friday here. I know you guys aren't going to hear this tomorrow Monday, but I love Kentucky Derby weekend. Me, oh, I know. You get so excited.
1:45.2	You normally cook like a meal.
1:46.8	You celebrate Kentucky Derby like you're from Kentucky and it's like a thing.
1:52.1	I don't know why.
1:53.1	I just love it.
1:54.1	I just love it.
1:55.1	Stephanie Holman, Stephanie from Dallas Housewives.
1:57.5	Oh, yeah, yeah.
1:58.5	Her and her husband are there and I like get a sinner heart emoji.
2:03.1	I'm so jealous right now.
2:06.4	She looks so cute. She had on like her little hat and like the dress. I just want to go for the outfits and like dress up. I don't care about anything else. Yeah, I just it's on my bucket list. So it's something I want to do. And I just I don't know why I love the horse races. Yeah, anybody have a connection with Kentucky Derby? You want to get us tickets?
2:23.4	We'll pay.
2:24.4	Yeah.
2:25.6	Uh, it's a lot.
2:27.2	Yeah, I know.
2:28.0	It's like probably like 10 grand, right? with Kentucky Derby, you'll want to get us tickets. We'll pay.
2:25.1	Yeah, it's a lot.
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