Gender Roles & Dirty Laundry
Togethermess
Jeff Schroeder and Jordan Lloyd
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 6 May 2026
⏱️ 46 minutes
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A nosebleed, a dying car, celebrity hot takes, Met Gala rants, marriage debates, and a deep dive into the weird world of Hollywood… just another normal week over here.
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| 0:00.0 | Yeah, you mean me, a group. |
| 0:05.6 | That Met Gala, it's so stupid. |
| 0:07.7 | People are over award shows and all that. Well, the Met Gala. And Met Gala is the one where they wear like the weird stuff and there's a theme and not every celebrity gets invited. Yeah, people are getting really good. But some people are in the fashion, so they still like that. I get it. For me, it's just not my thing. |
| 0:25.0 | It's a cool kids club, the Met Gala, 100%. |
| 0:28.7 | Yeah. that I get it. But for me, it's just not my, you know, it's not my thing, you know. It's a more, it's a cool kids club, the Met Gala, 100%. Yeah, bunch of nerds. Hey guys, episode two, 41. If you follow my Instagram yesterday, so we're recording what is today? Monday? Tuesday. Today's Tuesday. It is. No, it's not. It is. Oh my gosh. I don't even know what day it is. Yeah, that is right because this episode will drop tomorrow. But yeah, it's Tuesday. We're recording Monday. I okay, you know how your day it kind of starts off a little bit on the wrong foot. So I woke up, I had a nose bleed. And it was the worst nose bleed I think I've had. It bled from the time I got up to drop off. I had to take the kids with something in my nose. I got home and I laid back and then it finally stopped. And I was freaking out because I had, I was gonna go to the gym and I wanted to be there. I have like my times, certain times and everything timed out, my day planned until I go pick up the boys, you know, from school. So then I did blow the nosebleed stops, I go to the gym and then I get my car and I like cuts on. And if y'all follow me on Instagram, thank you because I did a poll. Do you don't ever get on Instagram so you don't ever see any of my stuff? Yeah. But I was asking people, if you're transmission blue, what do you do? Do you pay to fix it or do you get a new car? So everybody, pretty much everybody said get a new car. And that's what I thought was wrong with my car. So the light cut on first and I chat GPTed and it said it wasn't a big deal. I typed in the make a model of my car. And they were like, it's not a big deal. If it is a sensory issue, you can go to infinity dealership and they'll help you. So I got, I get home and I'm at the mailbox getting our mail and all of a sudden the car's like, that's like what it sounded like. I'm like, oh gosh, that sounds like it's all in the front of the car. I don't know cars. So I'm just like instantly I'm like, well, that's not good. That kind of sounds like the transmission. |
| 2:45.7 | So I pull up at our house and I was like, |
| 2:47.3 | maybe I'll just wait a second. |
| 2:49.3 | And then I was like, and of course, I always call you. And you're a big help. I know, Jeff can't help me. He's at work and I'm like, well, I have the car on. Maybe I shouldn't turn it off. And then the car goes, bobo bobo bobo. |
| 3:02.1 | Again, it makes that noise. |
| 3:04.2 | So it was like, shoot, maybe I should go to the car dealership. |
| 3:08.0 | So I call like, shoot, maybe I should go to the car dealership. |
| 3:08.0 | So I call my girlfriend, she was getting her hair done. And I go, when are you done with the salon? Just in case I'm stuck on the side of the road. Because for some reason, I like to be stuck last time at a flat tire, you know? I like to be stuck places. Um, so I get to the dealership right when I pull in at the dealership. |
| 3:26.0 | Oh, my friend was like, yeah, I'll come get you if you're stuck. |
| 3:28.6 | I was like, okay, head into the places. So I get to the dealership right when I pull in at the dealership. Oh, my friend |
| 3:26.7 | was like, yeah, I'll come get you if you're stuck. I was like, okay, head into the dealership now. Pull up at the dealership. Car cuts off. And I was like, wait, that is, it doesn't even sound like it's running. Yeah, right when I got there. So the guy comes out who always helps me at at infinity and he's like what's going on? |
| 3:45.2 | And he's like, did you not get your old change? |
| 3:46.8 | It's like, no, I was here last time. |
| 3:48.4 | I got my old change. |
| 3:49.2 | It was like, what's going on? |
| 3:45.2 | And he's like, did you not get your old change? |
| 3:46.9 | It's like, no, I was here last time. |
| 3:48.4 | I got my old change. |
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