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Hey everyone, welcome to this week's episode of Shut Up a Second.

I'm Cass, Hayden's here.

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There he is, and today we're joined by Immaculate Joel Dusha.

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Let me say, first of all, great to be here.

Let me say second of all, great to have you.

And let me say third of all, great to see both of you again.

And today we're talking hot pursuits.

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Bye, bah.

It's fucking crazy to me that highway chases are broadcast on TV in America.

That is fucking psycho. That's culture shock I don't understand. Did you know what? Better than horse race. That's true. If the race that stops the nation... Well, I guess in America, the race that stopped the nation was OJ's pursuit. Yeah. So for us, it just happens once a year and it's a horse. And it's good because in a hot pursuit down a freeway in America and an Australian horse race, same amount of gunshots. Same amount of gunshots. Sad. I think I would love to convert from horse racing. I think I've brought it up in the pods before, but I think instead of, because,

okay.

Oh, but I convert, you mean in general, not you, you being like, man, I fucking love the ponies. That's how I heard it is like, you're not into horse racing, but man, I can really get into it. I know. I was the opposite. I'm so into horse racing. I've got to get out of it. Gotta get out before they turn me to glue.

No, I reckon what we should do.

Uh-huh.

Because, look, people love a race. Uh-huh. People love to gamble. Uh-huh. I love to have a day when they get dressed up wear a stupid hat, drink a lot. Mm-hmm. All of it's bad, but I think it's pretty awful that horses die because of it. That's the worst part. What I think. Wearing a hat's not so bad.

I'll forgive a hat.

But I did like the you said it's all awful.

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