Castaways with Andy Matthews

Shut up a Second

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4.8 • 535 Ratings

🗓️ 11 January 2023

⏱️ 35 minutes

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0:00.0	You're listening to the Sandspence Network.
0:07.0	Hey everyone, welcome to this week's episode of Shut Up a Second.
0:09.7	I'm Cass Hayden's here.
0:11.2	Hello.
0:11.9	And today we are joined by Immaculate Wonderful, hilarious guest, Andy Matthews.
0:16.4	Fucking hell.
0:19.5	And today we're talking castaways.
0:22.1	I do not deal well with pressure.
0:36.3	So, Andy, can you please just riff on castaways for a bit?
0:37.2	Yeah. You're such a funny, great guy. Go on, man. please just riff on castaways for a bit? Because you're so funny?
1:00.3	Yeah. You're such a funny, great guy. Go on, man. Yeah, go on, man. You think you're so good. What's the ideal place to be cast away? Because I think people often think, desert island. But I think maybe that'd be one of the worst. I think I'd rather be stranded on a dessert island. Well, you just hit upon the concept of the book Lost Pig in the Gustav and Henry series of novels,
1:01.9	which are now available in good shows. Really?
1:02.6	Yes.
1:03.3	Written by you?
1:05.3	You're written by me and my friend Peter Thomas in Gustav Lost Pig.
1:09.7	They get stranded on a desert island, but at the end, they discover one of the asses that's fallen off the signs. It's actually a dessert island as part of a new entirely edible theme park. There's a sign for Desert Island. That's good. Yeah, yeah, that's one of the jokes. It's not. That's what I'm saying. It's good. I'm saying it's good. I was being like, oh, that's so unrealistic. Yeah, yeah, that's one of the jokes. It's the thing part. Well, no, that's what I'm saying. It's good.
1:28.1	I'm sorry laughing.
1:44.9	I was going, like, oh, that's so unrealistic. Yeah, right. Good one. Who's this for kids? It was not a poke hole. I was, I was admiring the joke, okay? Well, where would you be stranded? I don't know, maybe like some kind of mountain, like on top of the mountain.
1:45.5	Yeah, right.
1:46.0	Interesting.
1:44.9	I wonder if you can be a cast know, maybe like some kind of mountain, like on top of the mountain.
1:45.5	Yeah, right.
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