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Larry Miller Show

Hot Pastrami!

Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

Larry, Booze, Home, Comedy, Prarie, Jean, Garrison, Keillor, Shepherd, Improv, Drunk, Miller, Companion, Hangovers, Guffman

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 19 January 2017

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Nineteen pretty women come to meet handsome firemen and find Larry telling jokes. Ture story. Larry explains why 13 portions of hot pastrami are about right and where he stands on the rinsing dishes before putting them in the dishwasher debate. Then he recites, "Fate" by Ralph Waldo Emerson and talks about a great moment from the 1964 classic movie "The Pink Panther."

Quote of the week: "I had pastrami on my mind."

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0:00.0

And now live from Level 5 productions on the Island of Miloronia, it's the Larry Miller Show. The Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone who really wants a hot pastrami Sandwich.

0:40.0

Hi folks and welcome back to the Larry Miller show. I'm Larry Miller, but in a way aren't we all?

0:42.0

And boy, oh boy, do I have something to tell you about

0:46.2

Pestrami? But first, oh, it's beautiful here. I'm on the mainland. I'm not on Miloronia. And Colonel Jeff is with me, of course, and he's not on

0:57.6

Miloronia either. And I'll tell you why in a little bit but we're both very happy we love our theme

1:06.2

song we love doing our prep work before the show and boy does that music make us

1:11.7

feel good that's of course the Lloyd Woodall Orchestra and the Zero Woodall dancers featuring boy tenor Casey Lock asking the musical question, why do you have to wash your

1:25.1

dishes before putting them in an automatic dishwasher? Well holy mackerel.

1:31.1

First of all Casey you have to okay? You just plain have to.

1:35.0

And I think you give yourself away by saying, why do you have to wash your dishes

1:41.0

before putting them in an automatic dishwasher? Well you don't. It's not a

1:45.4

wash, it's a rinse. And there's no hard work to it, but you've got to rinse.

1:52.6

And folks out there, everyone, I'm telling you that, you know,

1:55.4

now this, this, to rinse or not to rinse question

1:59.9

has caused more arguments in marriage, more divorces, and more murders probably than anything

2:06.8

else. You could cheat on your wife or she could cheat on you or both, and it would still

2:12.4

mean nothing next to the

2:14.6

rinsing question and I'm telling you well you know look you either know this or

2:21.2

you don't peanut butter if it's not rinsed, just bakes on in the dishwasher, becomes part of the design.

2:28.0

It'll never get off.

2:31.0

Plus, I've got to say again, you're not washing them, Casey, you're

2:34.8

rinsing them. You, you have got to start rinsing them. You're knocking off

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