🍸 “Hot Martini Summer” — White Claw’s vodka pivot. The Fed’s 2 monsters. Amazon’s MIA moment.
The Best One Yet
Nick & Jack Studios
4.6 • 9.8K Ratings
🗓️ 23 March 2023
⏱️ 19 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is Nick, this is Jack. |
| 0:02.4 | It's Thursday the new Friday, March 23rd. |
| 0:05.5 | And today's pod is the best one yet. |
| 0:09.2 | It's a teaball. |
| 0:09.9 | Stocks fell yesterday. |
| 0:11.5 | Stocks fell Wednesday because Wednesday is not the new Friday. |
| 0:15.2 | And the reason Stocks were falling yesterday is our second story. |
| 0:18.5 | Yeah, but to kick things off, Jack, what's our first story for today's pod? |
| 0:22.0 | Amazon will now let you buy a Panera sandwich with your palm. |
| 0:26.4 | But Amazon isn't playing like John Stockton. |
| 0:29.4 | It's playing like Carl Malone. |
| 0:31.6 | For our second story, the Federal Reserve made its most important decision of the year yesterday. |
| 0:37.2 | Because the Fed is stuck between Iraq and the volcano. |
| 0:41.0 | And our third and final story is White Claw. |
| 0:43.7 | They're making the biggest move in alcohol since White Claw Summer. |
| 0:47.2 | What is it, Jack? |
| 0:48.5 | Vodka. |
| 0:49.2 | Because the definition of vodka has changed. |
| 0:52.4 | You know in Germany, they call it vodka? |
| 0:54.8 | I don't know why. |
| 0:55.7 | It's like the Germans are speaking a different language on it, Jack. |
| 0:59.0 | But yet is before you hit that fantastic mix. |
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