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Therapy Gecko

iHeartPodcasts

Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2020

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Stories of train hopping, being seduced by a rich married couple, desperate toilet paper substitutes, and more. We also learn how to distance from friends after they burn your grandma’s house down and show you their grand plan to kill their dad.

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0:00.0	Is this the therapy get-go?
0:02.0	Yes.
0:03.0	What year were you born?
0:05.0	93.
0:07.0	What's your secret?
0:10.0	I shit myself on my lunch break and had to use my scarf to clean it up.
0:17.0	Do you still have the scarf?
0:20.0	No, it's in the dumpster behind my office.
0:27.0	Was it a nice scarf? Do you like, or was it, you know, a throwaway?
0:30.2	Ah, it was my favorite scarf.
0:32.4	Really? It was like, scarf. Really?
0:33.0	It was like, it was, it was very nice.
0:35.0	It had like these dangly lace parts, it was beautiful.
0:38.0	Now, what was going through your head when you had to make the decision between ruining your favorite scarf and
0:44.4	and walking around with poop in your pants?
0:47.4	The fact that I'm,
0:51.4	oh, I'm 40 minutes away from my house, so that would have been a lot of sitting in my own shit.
0:59.6	And I guess scars are replaceable. So there's that and now I can go buy a new scarf, but I'm pretty bummed about it.
1:07.0	Do you have a favorite scarf?
1:13.0	I do have a favorite scarf.
1:16.0	Do you?
1:18.0	Now why is, now why of like of all the articles of clothing that were on you at the time,
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