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Anyway, our program this evening begins

with an argument against arguing, an explanation of the many tears of heaven within the Mormon faith,

and a performer who finds himself without an audience.

This is my NPR voice I'm doing.

Then after that we have a special guest appearance

from my sister who has dawned the therapy gecko uniform and will be assisting me with the brunt of therapy gecking responsibilities later into the show.

After that we speak with the woman who reads death certificates for a living,

and then a man who ejaculates out of his own knee.

As always, you can call the therapy gecko every Monday, Wednesday and Friday

at 10 p.m PM Eastern Standard time on

Twitch. TV slash Lyle Forever.

That's Twitch.

T.v. L-Y-L-E-F-O-R-V-E-R.

All right, let's get to it.

Oh, and also I have a sick theme song now, check this out. phone calls every night. therapy, get goes doing it right.

It's teaching you loud and live your life,

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