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Tim Henson

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🗓️ 15 September 2023

⏱️ 52 minutes

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On Today’s Show: I 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:40:04.48 What’s Gamestop Ma’am Up To Today? 00:09:17:24.44 Thursday Lane’s New Gender Food Theory 00:16:57:00.18 Update On The Guy Who Has Sex With His Car 00:26:04:17.75 Angry Mayor Freak Out 00:29:17:16.04 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:30:29:11.27 Drug Fueled Orgies, Corpses, And Kids Sleeping In The Closet 00:35:47:24.29 AI Wrote An Insensitive Obituary 00:38:59:07.69 Two Shark Related Stories 00:42:05:12.55 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A […]

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0:00.0	Without further interruption, let's celebrate and suck some dick.
0:04.6	Hey, freaks, it's Friday, September 15th, 2023, coming up on the program today.
0:09.7	Are you a non-binary vegetable or a heteronormative starch-based gender?
0:14.7	Plus, checking in with a man who fell in love with his car, and it's easy to see how
0:19.6	mistaking a shark for a tuna fish could lead to a missing lamb.
0:23.2	All coming up today.
0:27.1	This started a few daily.
0:29.3	Browdly presents bright moments in city council meetings.
0:35.0	COVID-19 edition.
0:36.7	You literally cannot mandate somebody to wear a mask knowing that that mask is killing people.
0:42.3	It literally is killing people.
0:44.3	And might the people we the people are waking up and we know what citizen's arrest is.
0:49.4	Because citizens arrest are already happening, okay?
0:53.0	And every single one of you that are obeying the devil's laws are going to be arrested.
0:59.0	And you, doctor, are going to be arrested for crimes against humanity.
1:04.3	Every single one of you have a smirk behind that little mask,
1:08.3	but every single one of you are going to get punished by God.
1:12.2	You cannot, you cannot escape God.
1:15.2	You cannot escape God.
1:16.7	I'm going to say that again, you cannot escape God.
1:19.9	Not even with the mask or six feet, okay?
1:23.0	Six feet, like I said before, is military protocol.
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