Harassing Your Driver With Your Tiny Penis

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 18 September 2023

⏱️ 49 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:19:07.10 Trans People With Unique Opinions 00:07:14:04.33 Trans Person Keeps Pooping They Self 00:12:41:15.12 Demons Are Trying (And Succeeding) To Ruin Meade’s Diet 00:20:02:00.71 Christian Screaming 30,000 Feet In The Air 00:22:09:06.62 Is The Hulk Retarded? 00:24:26:10.16 Stomach Inflation Fetish 00:29:36:04.01 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:31:13:09.30 Say Booblejuice Three Times! 00:35:52:09.76 Foreign Dudes Scheming And Scamming To Get A Driver’s License 00:38:12:17.22 Harassing The Driver With Your Tiny Penis 00:43:30:06.23 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending Call […]

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0:00.0	Hey, Freak, since Monday, September 18th, 2023, coming up on the program today, a demon
0:05.5	made me scout and eat a whole box of entom in chocolate donuts.
0:09.0	Plus, one trans person struggle with a vicious cycle of constipation in diarrhea, when the
0:14.0	doctor you're driving around won't shut up about his tiny penis and blowing up a balloon
0:18.2	with stomach gas.
0:22.7	Storted view daily, proudly presents Sheryl Murkowski, reading another Tinder Success
0:30.6	Story.
0:31.6	Last night, I had my first share of smagma.
0:37.6	It was a wonderful Tinder date, and we went to the groin to see the new Happy Death Day.
0:46.4	His windows are pretty tinted up, so we got away with fooling around during the movie.
0:52.5	In my surprise, I uncovered a wealth of smagma underneath his thick, kippin' foreskin.
1:02.3	He was unlike any smagma porn I ever saw.
1:06.6	He said he was embarrassed, but I just looked at him seductively and without saying a word,
1:14.6	licked, and chewed up all the man-butter from his five-inch, do-longus.
1:21.6	He told me to keep eating it slowly, and stroke him with the chewed up parts.
1:29.4	So I did yield, needless to say, he came like a New York train, and I sucked better
1:37.0	than the movie that no-inked.
1:39.7	My stomach hurts for some reason, Ireland.
1:42.2	I can't stop hick-upin' hip-hip, but it was a wonderful night, and I appreciate this
1:50.7	group for all this smagmashering, heart-emocing.
1:55.8	All hate comments will be tuned, and swallowed by me.
2:01.0	The Fagina is full of aches.
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