"HOT, HAIRY HOLES" with DREW DROEGE
Good Morning, Sodomites!
Zach Noe Towers
4.9 • 536 Ratings
🗓️ 20 November 2020
⏱️ 72 minutes
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Summary
You may know Drew Droege from Scout's Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse, or his hilarious portrayal of Chloë Sevigny, but did you know he had sex at a cast party for a production of Noises Off that he wasn't even in?!?
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| 0:00.0 | Good morning, Sodomites. It's me, your host, Zach Noi Towers. And I am shaken up. I was just in the shower. |
| 0:09.8 | Picture it. Okay, now everyone's fully erect. And as I'm nearing like completion of the shower, I wasn't like jerking off. This is not one of those stories. I look to my left and there's this |
| 0:22.1 | spider on the glass door of my shower. And it's like whiteish blonde. So like I see myself represented in |
| 0:30.1 | this spider community. But still, I'm fucking freak out. I don't know what to do. I don't have |
| 0:35.5 | anything to kill it with just this this impossibly |
| 0:38.4 | cute butt and tight hole, which was useless at the time. I just pushed the door open and the spider |
| 0:44.1 | jumped. So now I'm like hopping around my bathroom, like soaking wet. The spider's somewhere |
| 0:50.1 | blending into like the whitish tile floor. I do finally find it and I'm sorry, |
| 0:56.0 | take me to jail. I killed it. But I felt threatened by that perverted amphibious little bitch. |
| 1:03.6 | And it reminded me of that movie Araknophobia. Do you guys remember that movie? It came out |
| 1:08.5 | about 46 years ago when I, but a wee babe. |
| 1:13.8 | And it was so scary, but I think there was like a shower spider scene and like a spider like |
| 1:19.5 | drops onto a girl and like swims down her tities. It was really scary at the time. But I was |
| 1:25.3 | like, that would never happen. Spiders don't go in the shower. |
| 1:37.0 | And lo and behold, they fucking go on the shower. Anyway, I survived, thankfully. And episode seven is here. And I'm very excited to present it to you. What's really funny is this guest and I also talk about sex outdoors which is something um my |
| 1:47.1 | previous guest dicey and i talked about i i do as many interviews as i can and then i just like |
| 1:51.8 | pick which one to do each week uh so i just thought it was funny that this week's also talked about |
| 1:56.4 | sex outdoors and last week i asked you guys to send in your sex outdoor stories. And y'all delivered. |
| 2:02.7 | So I just wanted to read a couple of them to you. This is when the person was 16. Okay, |
| 2:09.5 | illegal from Uber conservative bump up Kentucky. And he had to meet all the guys he met at the time |
| 2:15.2 | online. I think it was my yearbook, which I don't |
| 2:18.2 | even remember as a site. It was a short-lived thing. And I've been chatting with this guy for a bit. |
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