Hot Guy March Mattness (with Guy Branum)

Unhappy Hour with Matt Bellassai

Pineapple Street Studios and Audacy

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2018

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Blues Clues, zombie cheerleaders, and diving deep into Hot Guy March Madness. That’s right, burn your college basketball brackets and fill out our OFFICIAL Unhappy Hour Hot Guy Bracket instead. Or do both, whatever. Play along as we whittle down the list and find out who will win Matt’s hand in marriage. SPOILER ALERT: it’s not Harry Styles. PLUS! Comedian, talk show host, and writer Guy Branum (The Mindy Project) joins the pod for an interview (mostly about gay porn) and game of Bowl Of Shit Talk (also mostly about gay porn).

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0:00.0	I've just sold my car.
0:02.0	All right.
0:03.0	I got caught in 30 seconds from We Buy Any Car.
0:06.0	Drifted my local branch in 13 minutes.
0:08.0	Cash is getting sent to my bank.
0:10.0	Oh nice.
0:11.0	Just sold my car.
0:13.0	To We Buy Any Car.
0:15.0	Just sold my car.
0:17.0	To We Buy Any Car.
0:19.0	To find out how much your car's worth in 30 seconds
0:21.0	and to your region on the now, at WeByanicar.com.
0:26.0	I'd been female apply for more information
0:28.0	visit WeByanicar.com.
0:30.0	My childhood in a nutshell.
0:33.0	Well, it all started in Northampton in the 80s.
0:36.0	I didn't even know I was in the closet,
0:38.0	but I did find George Mikel in there.
0:40.0	My dad was the manager of the local football club.
0:43.0	But the only thing I was tackling was a good act of a Christie.
0:46.0	I don't know why I'm telling you about it.
0:48.0	They've only gone and turned it into a series.
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