Hannah Hates Cake (with Hannah Hart)
Unhappy Hour with Matt Bellassai
Pineapple Street Studios and Audacy
4.8 • 2.7K Ratings
🗓️ 6 March 2018
⏱️ 39 minutes
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Summary
Laced cheesecake, anal worms, and diving deep into award show season. Plus, Hannah Hart joins the pod for a short interview and food themed game of Bowl Of Sh*t Talk. Make sure to check out Hannah's new podcast, Hannahlyze This! Can't get enough Matt? You can hear him gush over The Real Housewives on the official Bravo podcast, The Daily Dish this week!
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| 0:00.0 | My childhood in a nutshell, well it all started in Northampton in the 80s. |
| 0:06.4 | I didn't even know I was in the closet but I did find George Mikel in there. |
| 0:10.9 | My dad was the manager of the local football club, but the only thing I was tackling was |
| 0:15.2 | a good act of a Christie. |
| 0:16.6 | I don't know why I'm telling you about it. |
| 0:18.6 | They've only gone and turned it into a series, so do yourself a favour and watch my |
| 0:22.8 | awkward years in glorious technicala, changing end screen free on ITVX. |
| 0:28.1 | Comedy is back in the building. |
| 0:30.2 | Welcome to Unhappy Hour, the show where we bitch about all the things we love to hate |
| 0:34.6 | every single week. |
| 0:35.6 | I'm your host, Matt Bellissai. |
| 0:42.5 | I'm here in the studio with my producer, Barry Finkel. |
| 0:45.7 | Hi, Barry. |
| 0:46.7 | Hey, Matt, how are you? |
| 0:47.9 | Oh, oh, I'm pretty good. |
| 0:49.7 | I just took a car all the way from Manhattan to this tiny Brooklyn studio to catch up with |
| 0:54.0 | you to just chit chat, you know? |
| 0:56.0 | Do you really just sit down and share my thoughts and feelings with you because I'm definitely |
| 0:59.9 | not trying to do my job and introduce the show, Barry. |
| 1:03.7 | Oh, sorry, I'm so sorry, please, please, just tell us what's on the show today. |
| 1:08.1 | Okay, this week I got a lot of wacky shit for you and worse things first. |
| 1:13.6 | After that, we're diving deep into my police favourite season of the year. |
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