Hot Dog Juice Is A Maggot Aphrodisiac

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 12 December 2024

⏱️ 60 minutes

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On Today’s Show: Sign Up For The Sideshow and Become A True And Honorable Freak! 00:00:00 Free Mini Sticker Sheet 00:59:17 Introduction 03:21:14 Moxie The Robot Is Getting Killed 12:07:08 Jerking Off With Bugs 13:02:03 That Perplexing Kerrygold Butter Commercial 17:52:01 Back To Masturbating With Slugs 24:01:23 The Sounds Of The Butthole 25:38:19 Bros Sharing […]

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0:00.0	It's Distorted View Daily's 12 days of deals.
0:04.5	Today only spend at least $50 in the Distorted View store and get a free mini sticker sheet.
0:11.1	The sheet includes 10 Distorted View stickers, and you can apply them to just about anything.
0:16.9	To take advantage of this deal, make sure you're spending at least $50 in the store before taxes and shipping.
0:22.7	You don't have to add the sticker pack to your cart.
0:25.4	You don't have to use a promo code.
0:27.5	I will make sure the sticker sheet is included in your order afterwards.
0:31.1	I know what's going to happen.
0:33.1	I know some freaks are going to be adding the sticker sheets to their cart,
0:36.9	and they're going to email me and be like,
0:38.6	why was I charged for the stickers?
0:41.5	Don't add the stickers to your cart.
0:44.0	I'm already yelling at you.
0:45.5	I'm preemptively mad at you for fucking up.
0:48.7	Just spend $50 in the Distorted View store,
0:51.0	and I will send you a free Distorted View mini sticker sheet.
0:56.4	Today only at shop.com.
1:00.3	Hey freaks, it's Thursday, December 12th, 2024 coming up on the program today.
1:04.6	I can't believe it, but I'm giving a platform to worm rapists.
1:08.8	Despicable.
1:09.6	Plus, artsy, fartsy, high concept butter commercials, satanic scat brothers,
1:14.9	and slapping yourself repeatedly is not a cure for diabetes.
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