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Hello and welcome to another episode of telling everybody everything. I don't think that I am being

dramatic when I say that I truly hope I die today. May God look down upon me with kindness and mercy

and see that I am on a fucking acting set in a trailer. Some people, but at least it's their trailer.

The acting world seems glamorous from the outside.

I know a lot of people like dream to do it and they take it very seriously and they're well

trained and they want to tell stories.

But you know me, I'm a very spoiled girl and I get to tell my own stories.

And that's what I do day in and day out is march up

and down on my own schedule for one hour maximum well that's not true my show's like two hours

plus an interval even though someone commented on a reel I posted being like I went to the show

and I didn't get any of it it was in the bottom percentage of shows I had

ever seen and she does more crowd work than stand-up, which is just factually incorrect. You can

dislike the show if you want, Liz. But no, the first half is like almost an hour long, which

people start to get annoyed about. They're fidgety. They want to know when it's time to get a drink when they want to go to the bathroom. I try to keep it 45, 50 minutes. And then the

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