Hot As Fahrenheit
Titus Podcast
Christopher Titus
4.6 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 16 July 2021
⏱️ 101 minutes
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Summary
Ahhhh, global warming, ah nice and warm. And Climate change is something that just happens... it gets colder it gets warmer... yeah...'change' moving on. Let’s just go ahead and clear-cut a rainforest to build a dragstrip. Titus, Bombshell and The Hylinder talk about, ya know, the weather... and how it's rapidly plotting its revenge. Drink up.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey guys, this is the Highlander for the Titus podcast. |
| 0:10.4 | We are back this week, but you know, that means we've got some catching up to do. |
| 0:14.4 | This week is sponsored by cuts clothing, feels.com, butcher box, logitech, ultimate ears, and and Ritual Vitamins. And now, here's Christopher Titus |
| 0:23.2 | with the Armageddon Update. I'm Christopher Titus. And this is the Armageddon Update. Hot as |
| 0:29.4 | fuck! Yep. That is what we should have called it instead of global warming or climate change. |
| 0:34.9 | Because both sounds so innocuous and harmless. Ah, global warming. Ah, nice and warm. And climate change, because both sounds so innocuous and harmless. Ah, global warming. |
| 0:39.3 | Ah, nice and warm. |
| 0:40.9 | And climate change. |
| 0:42.0 | It's just something that happens. |
| 0:43.5 | It gets colder. |
| 0:44.7 | It gets warmer. |
| 0:47.9 | Fuck you. |
| 0:49.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:52.8 | Change. |
| 0:53.5 | Moving on. Hey, you know what? Let's go clear-cutter rainforest to build a drag strip and burn some tires off in it in my Dodge Hellcat. |
| 1:00.1 | It's only climate change. |
| 1:04.2 | Sailing takes me way to where I'm away. |
| 1:10.5 | So, we are no longer calling it climate change or global snugly warming. |
| 1:15.4 | It's officially, according to the U.S. Weather Investigation Service, hot as fuck! |
| 1:20.6 | Burning season came early to California this year. |
| 1:22.6 | It's July, and we've already had a couple of large chunks of small towns burned to the ground. |
| 1:28.5 | Due to officially hot as fire. |
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