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Ken, you're a fancy lad.

Oh, I really am. I mean, look at these. Look at my lace cuffs. Yeah. You showed up this morning in a Ichero jersey, a Mariners V-neck t-shirt. Oh, no, it's just a t-shirt with your glasses in the neck. It made it a V. The glasses are showing a little Cleveland. A Mariners hat, too.

And I was like, wow.

Going to the game after this. Are you five years old? Are you doing cosplay? Cute, though. It's cute. I'm doing the cosplay you do when you go to a baseball game, John. Yeah, you're right. You're right. I'm sorry. Every, every, you know, there's's a there's this mariner's like sweater made by uh abbott's field that's so sexy i didn't know there was a mariner's sweater yeah and i

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