Hospitalized by "Fun" Pipe Bomb for House Party | 4.13.26

Hard Factor

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4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2026

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Episode 1935 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Ethos - Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at https://ethos.com/hardfactor. Application times may vary. Rates may vary. 00:00:00 Timestamps and Sports Page FIRST on Monday 00:07:30 Dirty Dogggggggggggz, Dudes, being Dudes. Horny SWAT Sergeant in Cali and Horny General in Uganda wants Turkish Bride 00:20:53 Swalwell goes DOWN - Eric Swalwell resigns in disgrace from California Governor's race 00:32:37 PA Man hospitalizes himself after setting off a homemade pipe-bomb he made as a fun trick for a house party Thank you for listening! Join our community at https://www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:39.3	Nobody does it better.
0:41.3	I ain't repeating myself, go ahead, tell me something right now.
0:44.3	Yeah, and I'm living on nightmare.
0:47.3	And I'm not a racist, and I'm always chilling.
0:50.3	Oh yeah!
0:52.3	...thea-dhae Oh yeah morning and welcome.
1:16.7	And welcome to episode 1935 of Hard Factor.
1:20.8	It is Monday, April 13th, 2026.
1:24.9	Thank you for cheating on the news with us. 80-ish percent accuracy guaranteed on this
1:28.9	podcast. Patreon.com slash hard factor if you need more hard factor today. Mark is up first.
1:35.4	What do you got, Mark? Oh, oh.
1:39.3	Got some couple of dirty dogs, authoritative dirty dogs.
1:46.1	All right.
1:47.2	It's like authoritative dirty dogs.
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