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Society & Culture, Comedy, Business, Stand-up, Improv, Entrepreneurship, Comedy Interviews

4.6 • 606 Ratings

🗓️ 26 June 2025

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Karen Read is FREE!!!! Today we break down the messiest parts of the case including Brian Higgins going undercover, disgusting texts about Karen, and why Chloe the dog may be the real suspect. Liam is sick and spiraling, Will considers eating a body to cover up a crime, and Emily has a new fidget toy. SUPPORT BLANDINO'S PIZZA: https://fridaybeers.shop/collections/af-pod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: Get 50% off plus FREE shipping on your first box with code AFPOD50OFF at https://www.factormeals.com/afpod50off Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order*: https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/FRIDAY10 Sponsored by SeatGeek. *Restrictions apply. Max $20 discount HEAD TO https://HIMS.COM/FRIDAY FOR PERSONALIZED HAIR LOSS TREATMENT OPTIONS! Find Death Wish Coffee Near You: https://www.deathwishcoffee.com/pages/friday?utm_source=almost_friday&utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=rtd (00:00) - Karen Read is FREE (11:47) - Brian Higgings Tried To Go Undercover (15:05) - Michael Proctor's Leaky Poo Texts (25:43) - Surviving Ohio State (31:51) - Cutting Falbo's Head Off (38:41) - Batman Sequel Filming?! (46:45) - Cracker of the Week (52:52) - Characters (1:03:27) - Could Be The Move Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	A little critter. Did you hear that?
0:02.2	Yeah.
0:03.4	Oh my God, there's little critters everywhere.
0:06.3	I'm trying something new today.
0:08.2	Oh, I hope it goes well.
0:10.4	It's a new camera angle because this side is my bad side, and I hate that my bad side is consistently captured on this podcast.
0:19.6	So today I moved the camera.
0:22.1	That's great.
0:22.6	I don't care at all how I look ever.
0:24.9	Well, it must be nice to be you.
0:27.0	It's not.
0:28.6	It is not.
0:29.5	I'd like to care about something.
0:34.9	And we are live there he is Liam Kala live live I'm sick I'm sick as a dog
0:45.3	do you ever watch the morning news channel for like New York or do you only does it only
0:52.7	show up in tech like Texas news like do you like do you like do you know, does it only show up in Texas news?
0:56.5	Like, do you, like, do you know what I'm talking about if I were to do this?
0:58.6	Let's start the whole episode again.
1:00.6	No, no, wait, wait.
1:01.5	Do you know what I'm doing when I do this?
1:03.5	Live from Studio 1A in Rockefeller Plaza.
1:08.3	No, I got the Texas news and I got the California news here. I got the news that Karen
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