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Almost Friday Podcast

Almost Friday Media

Society & Culture, Comedy, Business, Stand-up, Improv, Entrepreneurship, Comedy Interviews

4.6 • 606 Ratings

🗓️ 19 June 2025

⏱️ 70 minutes

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We dive into Trump Mobile, Fortnite distraction theory, and the Batman sequel apocalypse on this week’s ep. Will smoked too much weed and binged Scavenger’s Reign until 8am, Liam returned from a wild weekend of shows in Charleston and Emily is trying to kickstart her TikTok career. SUPPORT BLANDINO'S PIZZA: https://fridaybeers.shop/collections/af-pod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: Head to https://www.squarespace.com/FRIDAY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code FRIDAY. DOWNLOAD BETTERHELP AND GET 10% OFF YOUR FIRST MONTH OF ONLINE THERAPY WITH CODE “AFPOD"!!! https://www.betterhelp.com/afpod FIND LONG DRINK NEAR YOU: https://thelongdrink.com/AlmostFriday/Head to https://guyfox.com/friday and use code BEERS for free shipping & $10 off your purchase right now! (00:27) - Trump's Phone Plan (04:35) - Caitlin Jenner in Tel Aviv (06:14) - LA Protests (07:33) - Batman Sequel? (09:42) - Brandon Sanderson (15:56) - Liam went to Charleston (26:12) - Emily Went to Miami (27:41) - Black Mirror & Crop Circles (33:16) - Hellen Keller (39:00) - Jelly Roll (42:02) - India Air Crash (44:34) - Cracker of the Week (50:36) - Exit Rows (54:02) - More Crackers (58:08) - Characters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This is the fucking solid wood.
0:02.6	What kind of wood?
0:03.8	Hey, Liam, what kind of wood do you think that is?
0:08.1	Looks like a...
0:10.0	Looks like a...
0:11.0	A pine.
0:13.9	Wrong!
0:15.3	Maybe a cedar.
0:16.5	Testing, one, two, three.
0:17.7	Testing, testing, testing, testing, testing.
0:19.8	We're on the podcast.
0:21.0	Why has Liams look smaller than one? That's what I say. Oh, two, three. Testing, testing, testing, testing, we're on the podcast. Why does Liams look smaller than mine?
0:23.2	That's what I say.
0:27.1	All right, pull up, pull up the phone.
0:30.1	Pull up the article I sent.
0:31.6	Oh yeah, I didn't read this yet.
0:33.0	This is the most awesome thing I've ever seen my life.
0:35.1	Trump announces mobile phone plan, $500 smartphone. Look at the monthly price. This is the most awesome thing i've ever seen my life trump announces mobile phone plan 500 smartphone look at the monthly price is the best part is it i'm so confused you can you can get you can
0:44.7	be on trump mobile so it's is it a phone phone or is it it's a phone it comes with uh for 47 45
0:53.5	a month because he's because he's president 47 45 yes it's a nice little Easter egg for like it's it's good lore for the true fans yes whereas like if you aren't a true fan it's still like you just pay the price but there's there's there's nice lore there um you get unlimited talk text and data and uh wait hold i scroll down look at the phone
1:13.5	and that's sick is it an iphone it's an android jesus christ jesus i'd love to buy this phone for my mom
1:26.3	and make her go on tic TikTok for five months and then take the phone back and look at her algorithm.
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