Poop Cruise w/ Steph Tolev

Almost Friday Podcast

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Society & Culture, Comedy, Business, Stand-up, Improv, Entrepreneurship, Comedy Interviews

4.6 • 606 Ratings

🗓️ 3 July 2025

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Steph Tolev joins us fresh off her Netflix special to talk zoo gorilla attacks, Blue Man Group drama, and tells the grossest story you've ever heard. Will is getting spooked by Ai, Liam opens up about getting arrested as a teen, and Emily has a security guard. Follow Steph: https://www.instagram.com/stephtolev/?hl=en Steph’s Special: https://www.netflix.com/title/81764903 SUPPORT BLANDINO'S PIZZA: https://fridaybeers.shop/collections/af-pod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: If you’re 21 or older, get 25% OFF your first order + free shipping @IndaCloud with code FRIDAY at https://inda.shop/FRIDAY! #indacloudpod FIND LONG DRINK NEAR YOU: https://thelongdrink.com/AlmostFriday/ Head to https://guyfox.com/friday and use code BEERS for free shipping & $10 off your purchase right now! DOWNLOAD THE BETMGM APP AND USE BONUS CODE “AFPOD” AND YOU WILL GET UP TO A $1500 FIRST BET OFFER ON YOUR FIRST WAGER! https://apps.apple.com/gb/app/betmgm-sports-betting-casino/id6446248500 (00:00) - Intro (00:26) - Birthmark on the Butt (04:53) - Love Island Drama (06:00) - Weekend Recap: Private Security & Josh Brolin Sighting (10:20) - Steph Tolev Joins the Pod (11:49) - Getting a Netflix Comedy Special (14:00) - Blue Man Group (17:44) - Tallest Woman in the World (24:30) - Gorilla Attack? (27:26) - Steph’s Dog Ate A Condom (30:11) - Pigman (33:32) - Edging (36:26) - Creepy AI (43:28) - Would You Rather (44:57) - Stunt Dicks (47:07) - Fake IDs (53:11) - Netflix Special Release (58:25) - Poop Cruise (1:12:19) - Cracker of the Week (1:18:26) - Characters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome back.
0:01.1	Ooh, my body hurts.
0:02.7	Emily forgot to press record.
0:04.3	I didn't. I just didn't even know we were fucking starting. Well, I had riffed there for like a good seven seconds. No, you didn't. None of it was recorded. Okay, five seconds. You didn't say anything. Yes, I did. I said, welcome back to, I did like a song. Oh, okay, okay. See, and then we're having issues with this again.
0:03.7	Hmm.
0:04.1	Man. said welcome back to i did like a song oh okay okay see and then nan we're having issues
0:22.1	with this again hmm man i'll tell you what one of these days what's up all of us have been
0:29.4	having a to the moon binder to the moon binder chat is this skin cancer these white spots on the
0:37.4	top of my shoulder i don't know if you can see. Can I see? I just call chat. Chat. You got sunburn really bad. Yeah. So that's what that is. Okay. Not skin cancer? And you're just a blotchy guy when you get sunburned. Yeah. You get blotches. Yeah. Word of the day.
0:55.6	I like it.
1:00.6	You're kind of a blotch in the fabric of humanity, if you think about it.
1:15.2	If humanity were skin wrapped around the soul of mankind, you would be Petitia, or you would be like, Google that, Emily. You would be you would be um patisha or you would be like google that emily you would be some sort of uh yeah you know what you would be you would be like SARS or you would be like
1:22.4	Mercer maybe you would be like a birthmark i like that do you have a birth mark
1:26.7	no i have some moles that have been there forever. Does that count? Yeah, I have like a tiny mole right above my ass crack. So it always looks like there's a little bit of... I don't know how I've never seen that. I know. But it looks like there's a little bit of poop right above my butt, but it's just a birthmark. How do you even see that? Huh? In the mirror, I guess. But I'm spreading my ass. No, his, um, wait, ask again. Or ask him in that again. I just wondering if how do you even see that? Or say the birthmark thing. How do you even see the birth mark? And say where it is. On your butt hole. No, say the whole. Wait, stop. Hold on. Say the whole thing together. How do you even see the birth mark above your ass crack hole? Probably or just don't interrupt so I can get the clean audio. One more time. How do you see? You ask it. Say it like a normal person. No, but I'm doing the clean audio. One more time. How do you see...
2:17.7	You ask it.
2:18.9	Say it like a normal person.
2:19.8	No, but I'm doing the...
2:21.1	Okay, how do you see...
2:22.3	How do you see the birthmark that is above your ass crack hole?
2:26.6	He does in his...
2:28.3	He doesn't his...
2:30.0	He doesn't.
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