Horror Movie Review! Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter
Hometown Ghost Stories
Hometown Ghost Stories
4.7 • 701 Ratings
🗓️ 27 March 2026
⏱️ 39 minutes
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Summary
This week on HTGS Reviews, we cover Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter, the 2012 Horror-Thriller. While still a boy, Abraham Lincoln loses his mother to a vampire's bite. He vows revenge, but fails in the attempt, narrowly escaping with his life. He is rescued by Henry (Dominic Cooper), a charismatic vampire hunter who instructs Abe in the fine art of dispatching bloodsuckers. Abe (Benjamin Walker) continues his fight against the undead well into adulthood and his presidency, making a last stand against the ultimate vampire foe (Rufus Sewell) on the eve of the Civil War's defining battle.
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