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so we can still do that pinch and a punch rubbish that we've been doing so well, or pinch and a kick for being so quick, which is lovely. So we have to kick off because there is a glut of books

coming out at the moment, purporting to know everything about Megan Markle and her dreary career and Prince Harry and his laziness, I think.

But now, another book, this one, I don't know who's done this one, actually.

Apparently she's got very high standards, and it put her in odds with Royal Aid.

Very high standards. She was a very average actress very very very average wasn't even mainstream seriously suits you know and a

couple of other nondescript things but apparently this new book called royals at war says that

she drove palace star to distraction with her gung-ho Hollywood attitude and rushed

into situations without proper research. Yeah, but that's the whole royal family. That's what they do.

Never, I mean, I mean, look at all the, put it to me, Prince Andrew, you know, hung around with a

convicted paedophile. I mean, how much worse can it get? Sarah Ferguson, suck my toes, why don't

you? You know, here she is the woman who

had to appeal for people to get money, tried to sell Andrew down the river to the fake shake. I mean,

you know, her list of catalogs of embarrassing the royal family, you know, stretches into books. And here she

is, at the ripe old age of nearly 90, or whatever she is, You know, she's having to live with Prince Andrew because

she hasn't got any money to live by herself. That's how bad it is. She still thinks she's a member

of the royal family, where of course she's not really. Her father used to frequent massage parlours.

I mean, it just didn't get any worse. They get worse and worse in the royal family. You know, Zara, Zara What's Her Face, married old Mike

Tyndall. What was he famous for? Being a rugby player, apparently, and being a failure on reality

shows. So gradually, as they keep changing the royal family, I mean, at one point, they used to

marry members of, I mean, even going back to Henry the 8th's time, the people he married had been

taken from royalty and things. There was certainly no

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