Hey, it's Tony. If you're hearing this, it means that Nigel has flushed the mouse and forgot to have me record something new.

So who knows who our guests will be today? Maybe Mick Jagger, Sandy Kofax, Dally Lama, long hit her the Lama.

Probably not, but I guess you'll have to tune in to find out. But first, let's keep the sales weasels happy.

Previously on the Tony Kornheiser show.

Do you introduce me to the new owner?

I pledged my field to the store.

Yep.

Guaranteed parking?

Well, if you get there as I do, five minutes before the store opens.

It's still a tough lot.

You know, they have about eight.

You want to make sure you back into those spots.

I didn't.

And that made it tough backing out, you know, almost hitting a variety of cars.

The Tony Cornizer show is on now.

We got a lot of things to get to in the open.

Briefly, we'll get to things. I got this lovely letter with a big box of that from Gary E. Del, the dad of my dad's chips. The dad. The dad. The actual dad. This is like talking Uncle Jerry. Right. Dad. This is two times. Dad, yeah. So, yeah. Gary E Downey writes, happy holidays. I apologize for the amount of time that has pants since the last delivery of my dad's chips.

I've been stuck on hold with my cable company for the past six months waiting to speak with a human being.

Having finally spoken with a real person and lowering our cable bill to an amount that does not require a second mortgage, I'm back to focusing on my dad's chips. I'm happy to report that my dad's chips are now available. Listen to this in over a thousand stores. Over a thousand stores, mostly on the East Coast, but Littles might see the chips in places like Lake Havasu City, Arizona, Glendide, Montana, Lake Jackson, Texas, and Duncanville, Alabama. Littles can go to my dad's chips.com on their Google machine to see all thousand stores that carry our chips. Thank you for the continued support of my dad's chips. I hope to you and your family have a wonderful holiday season, and he gave me some chips. James, the way you chip. You know, and it's just really good. It's really nice. And their stuff is really good. So if they're successful, it makes me happen. The boys enjoyed the French

honey chips for lunch yesterday. Good. That's good. The captain likes to call him his son chips because

of the logo. Well, it's very nice. Speaking of things you can buy. Look at my son. I went to

a Safeway the other day. It doesn't matter what safe way digital coupon

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