Hey, it's Tony. On today's show, we will get football picks from Chuck Todd and Reginald the Monkey.

We will talk hot stove baseball with Mark Feinzanne, who's in Orlando for the winter meetings.

But first, commerce.

Previously on the Tony Cornhouser Show.

When I go to the checkout, I hand them my phone, and they say to me, and by the way, none of these stores want you to check out with a real person. They want you to check out on the self-checkout. Yeah. No, so I hand him the phone. I say, I don't know how to use this. He says, go to your wallet. I said, I don't know what my wallet is. And then he says, I'm not going to do this. Go over to customer service. There's nobody at customer service. Well, I waited for 10 minutes. There's nobody there. They're at self-checkout. Yeah, so. This is General George Washington, and you're listening to the Tony Cornhizer show.

I've aged out.

That's what it is.

I've aged out.

The world is no longer for me.

No more than 15 items.

Just, you know.

Respect the line.

Yeah, but the one register that's open is packed with, you know, people buying food for a year, like three carts.

Or doing three different checkouts because they're shopping for other households.

Yeah.

Just, just awful.

Safeway.

Get out.

No, actually, Safeway, I said to me, you get out.

So yesterday was really cold.

It was probably in the low 20s in the morning,

and I don't think cracked freezing till about 12 or 1.

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