Hooker Unions, Fart Data, Olympic Sex & Getting Naagin’d | 2.16.26

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Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 February 2026

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Episode 1896 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BRUNT WORKWEAR: Get $10 Off boots and clothing at BRUNT with code HARDFACTOR at https://www.bruntworkwear.com/ LUCY - 100% pure nicotine. Always tobacco-free. LUCY’s the only pouch that gives you long-lasting flavor, whenever you need it. Get 20% off your first order when you buy online with code (HARDFACTOR). 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:00 Warm Pu$$Y 00:05:25 University of Maryland professor invents fart tracker for your underwear 00:22:30 Woman in India escapes arranged marriage using a hilarious snake folklore tale 00:30:30: How much sex are the winter Olympians having? 00:37:30 Prostitutes in Nevada are attempting to unionize, and it's not going well for them so far And much more Thank you for listening and supporting the pod! Go to patreon.com/HardFactor to join our community, get access to Discord chat, bonus pods, and much more - but Most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	What it is!
0:01.0	This is a macho man Randy Savage.
0:03.0	And this is hard factor. And there is no one that does it better right now, yeah. Nobody does it better. I ain't repeating myself. Go ahead, tell me something right now. Yeah, and I'm living in a nightmare. And I'm not a racist And I'm always cheering Oh yeah
0:21.1	Oh yeah
0:21.6	Duhn't Good morning and welcome to episode 1896 of Hard Factor.
0:49.2	It is Monday, February 16th, 2026, also known as President's Day in the United States of America.
0:58.8	So if you're working.
1:01.0	Some people are off, but not a ton of people, right?
1:04.0	School's off.
1:05.3	Schools off.
1:06.4	Schools off.
1:07.4	Schools off.
1:08.7	Some people are off.
1:09.7	Congrats to you if you're off. You know, stick it out if you're not. I'm gonna unleash the beast on Twitter here because you have to now post it. Oh, did you guys figure out how to do that? What's? Yeah. Yeah. You have to unleash the beast. Okay, it's unleashed. Let's add some friction to it.
1:28.5	Thank you for cheating on the news to us with us, guys.
1:31.9	80-ish percent accuracy guaranteed.
1:34.3	Patreon.com slash hard factor if you need more hard factor.
1:36.9	Today, Wes is up first.
1:39.1	Wes, what do you got?
1:40.1	I got farts, boys.
1:43.3	Oh, gassy. I got farts. I got farts, boys. Oh, gassy.
1:46.1	I got farts.
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