Honeymooning With ISIS Is Not Fun - ZBT #353

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🗓️ 6 April 2021

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Round 1 (10:49:53): Cons got engaged recently and I’d bet responsibly on the Barstool Sports Book that, unlike a lovely couple from New York, he’s not gonna try to sail on the open seas until he join ISIS. Round 2 (19:09:35): You’ll never guess how many dicks a baby in Iraq has! Round 3 (28:36:83): I can’t tell you what round 3 is but let me just say, this story is the most hubris I’ve ever seen in print. Ever. Round 4 (35:12:41): There’s certain animals you cannot admit that you’ve been attacked by. A fella down under didn’t abide by that rule so now I’m gonna make fun of him for about 7 minutes. Round 5 (39:12:54): Update the safety brief. Some fellas- once again down under - were doin a little sex goofin but things went a little awry with a machete as they are prone to do..

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0:00.0	Hey, zero block 30 listeners.
0:01.6	You can find us every Tuesday and Friday on Apple podcasts,
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0:06.4	Pride members can also listen ad free on Amazon music.
0:09.9	It's a Tuesday edition here on zero block 30.
0:13.0	And today we have five rounds in the magazine round number one.
0:17.1	Cons got engaged recently.
0:19.0	And I bet responsibly on the old barstool sports book that unlike a lovely
0:23.2	couple from New York, he's not going to try to sell the open seas until he joins
0:27.9	ISIS. Round number two, you'll never guess how many dicks a baby in our
0:32.9	AK.
0:34.9	Round three.
0:36.9	Round three, I can't tell you what round three is, but let me just say this is the most.
0:41.4	This story has the most hubris I've ever seen and print ever.
0:45.4	Round number four, there are certain animals.
0:47.7	You cannot admit that you've been attacked by a fella down under didn't abide by that rule.
0:52.3	So now we're going to make fun of them for about seven minutes.
0:54.7	And finally, round number five, update the safety brief folks.
0:58.0	Once again, some fellas down under we're doing a little sex goofing, but things
1:02.1	want to ride when a machete got involved and they broke into the wrong damn house.
1:08.0	I gotta say you get show we're going to show and we have a guest host today.
1:15.2	And his name is Sean Washington.
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