Honeymoon 1984, Starring Dad and The Don

Dear Albie

Cloud10

Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Relationships

4.8 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 18 February 2020

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

Caroline and Al join the show! And we learn to regret it, as mom and dad recount their honeymoon in San Francisco and Hawaii, which teetered on disaster thanks to pigeons, an expired license, a rented picnic basket, a missing limo driver, an untimely medical condition that turns Albie red with embarrassment...and there's actually more! PLUS: Enemas, Sarah Palin, diarrhea -- it's our honeymoon episode!! Be part of the show: DearAlbieMailbag@gmail.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I just found out my married son had an affair and the woman may be pregnant.
0:07.0	Like when I drive to work, I see pineapple.
0:10.0	I breastfed all my children at the same time, I also breastfed my husband.
0:14.0	What?
0:15.0	And then all of a sudden, this thought creeps into my head.
0:18.0	What if I teleport to the roof?
0:19.0	You guys want to talk about boobs or a quick second?
0:21.0	We're going to get into some ghost stories and stuff like that.
0:23.0	But, well, I posted a picture of you as a penis.
0:26.0	I am not a friend of, I am that housewife maybe.
0:28.0	I am housewife.
0:29.0	I just don't see you reason for me to listen to your podcast.
0:32.0	Okay.
0:33.0	Okay.
0:34.0	Needless to say, we wind up having sex.
0:36.0	Whoa!
0:37.0	I think my life without television would have been drastically different.
0:41.0	Sex in the car is probably something you're not that great at.
0:43.0	I was great at that, actually.
0:45.0	Which walk healy is not hairy.
0:47.0	I will say this.
0:48.0	No one gets more unsolicited drink store in the now.
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