Can you stand up during a Billy Joel concert?

Dear Albie

Cloud10

Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Relationships

4.8 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 25 February 2020

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

Chris is back, and that was a good thing... until he spoils "Don't F**k With Cats" for everyone. But we forgive him, because he convinces Caroline that an airline just for kids (and one just for adults) is a great idea. He also boasts that he's more famous than Candice and Intern Jules, he says he can do a great Rich Wakile impression but then doesn't do it, he's disgusted at people who stand during Billy Joel concerts... and more! Be part of the show: DearAlbieMailbag@gmail.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I just found out my married son had an affair and the woman may be pregnant.
0:07.6	Like when I drive to work, I see pineapples.
0:10.7	I breastfed all my children at the same time.
0:12.8	I also breastfed my husband.
0:14.8	What?
0:15.8	And then all of a sudden, this thought creeps into my head.
0:18.2	What if I teleport to the group?
0:19.2	You guys want to talk about boobs for a quick second?
0:21.2	We're going to get into some ghost stories and stuff like that.
0:23.1	But Lauren, I posted a picture of you at a penis.
0:26.2	I am not friend of.
0:27.2	I am that housewife maybe.
0:28.8	I am housewife.
0:29.8	I just don't see a reason for me to listen to your podcast.
0:32.6	OK.
0:33.6	All right.
0:34.6	Needless to say, we wind up having sex.
0:36.4	Whoa!
0:37.6	That's big.
0:38.6	I think my life without television would have been drastically different.
0:42.1	Sex in a car is probably something you're not that great at.
0:44.2	I was great at that, actually.
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