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Hi, everyone. Welcome to that spooky. I'm Johnny and I'm Tyler and this is a weekly podcast that's sometimes known as the haunted property brothers.

Right. I'm the one that wears shirts and he's the one that wears pants.

Exactly. And just like the real property brothers, we are also a married gay couple. Yeah.

Actually, Jay came as thin. We are not married. We are engaged. That's right. Yeah. I was going to say spreading vicious lies and rumors.

Yeah. Don't want to be doing that when it's recorded and going out into the public domain. That's right. Yeah.

All right. Well, welcome to episode 81 everyone. Let's get into some spooky gay bullshit, shall we? Yeah. This is episode nine times nine. Oh, yeah. Oh, good.

Good math. I think it's a month. Yeah. Top shelf math right there. The nine's timetables are always the hardest of the times.

Really? So you're just flexing for everybody? That's it. Yeah. Great three knowledge coming at you at the gate. All right. So let's talk about drag race for two minutes or so. Let's do it. All right.

So high points, low points. We just had an infomercials episode. It was like a goop parody where they had to do a company called Drup.

Like, yeah, like a fake luxury brand kind of cater toward drag queens. That's right. Which brings me straight into my high point. I just love anything that pokes fun at Gwyneth Paltrow.

It's just so much fun to do. I hear that. I love the J-Degs. I love the vampire repellent. I love the random cream that doesn't do anything,

but makes you apparently like magical or something. Is it vampire repellent or psychic vampire repellent? Oh, I think it's that. Yeah. Somebody said does a picture of psychic vampire repellent.

I always mix them up though. I'm sure they have both. Yeah. Well, I always mix those up with energy vampires too. Right. Yeah. Look, too many vampires. Not enough time. I just love making fun at Gwyneth Paltrow. Fun.

I love that. You know, it was a really good challenge. Even though I only feel like a few people really got the point that it had to be like alienating super expensive products.

It was just super fun all around. I love an infomercial parody. Yeah. Okay. Well, I would say that my high point kind of ties in. It has to do with the challenge.

It was actually crystal method hammering mallet. I want that on loop in my life forever. Yeah, I was so just a fun crystal method in general in this episode was just a joy and a treat.

I feel like she was really accessing her power or comedic potential. Yeah, it was good. Yeah. And her run rate was cute. It was a good week for crystal method. Yeah, although I will say crystal method did really well despite the direction,

which kind of leads into my low point for the week. Okay. Because look, I don't want to come for anyone personally here. Although, maybe I do, Bob Harper, the guest judge this week or not even a guest judge.

We just want to get some just something like that. Just a modified PA in cute boots. Like that was about it. Right. I felt like he didn't really add that much to the conversation.

When he was in the room, he was just like Daniel, friends, ASE and Jonathan Bennett, when they came at on top of a week ago, when their advice was just be yourself. Right. And this isn't best friends race.

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