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Hi everyone, welcome to that spooky. I'm Johnny and I'm Tyler and this is a weekly podcast that is dedicated last year to the tireless search for Bigfoot on Grindr.

Right. And how's the search going?

Not so well. I'm thinking about switching to scruff soon or growler. Yeah, I might have a little bit more luck on there.

Right. You kind of got to go to the more like discrete lesser known apps because Bigfoot's notoriously very good at hiding.

Look, here's the tea. It's hard enough that all the photos are blurry of Bigfoot to begin with.

But it's further complicated by the fact that on these apps, most of the time it's just photos from like the waist down, chest down, something like that.

You know what I mean?

Like a blurry torso pick is really hard to decipher. Yeah, we just need a good foot pick.

Exactly. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah, we should start searching wiki feet.

Right. Yeah. I was going to say there must be an app for foot fetish.

Well, no, I was going to say wiki feet. It's always the answer. So, yeah.

Welcome to that spooky everyone. As you know, we always start the show with spooky gate bullshit. So let's get into it.

Why am I explaining things? I never do that.

Well, you know, maybe someone is this weird.

For the first time, maybe you just like, you've been hopping down that yellow brick road and you're like,

Oh, what's this podcast and they pick it up and they've never heard it before and they just need a little bit of guidance to understand what we are doing.

Really? Yeah. No, totally. I mean, hey, look, everybody needs a guide through haunted forest.

You've got to be worried the gay little elves that are going to take you there, baby.

All right. So let's start this off. Two minutes of drag race. Shall we?

Oh, we shall. And this is going to be a condensed two minutes because we have a lot to talk about.

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