Homer Rule 34 - Ride Along Jimmy John’s

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Striking Distance LLC

Comedy, Arts, Society & Culture, Food

5 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 October 2025

⏱️ 21 minutes

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Our Heroes gotta look up some cool art. You want to see? We’re not sure if we’re even allowed to show this dude. You remember Homer? No the other one. Yeah well he’s hot now. Maybe. Shhh don’t tell. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	What do you mean?
0:01.0	Put it up here.
0:02.0	Because I'm not wearing a heavy structured shirt.
0:04.0	Oh yeah, it really droops. I fuck that. I hate that shit. Yeah. I'm wearing our throwback pizza t-shirt. Yeah! You can buy the pizza hoodie now. Follow that ambulance. And if you want you to cut it up, it could be a sweat shirt t-shirt. Cut the sleeves, cut the hood. Cut it all. pizza out of the shirt and eat it.
0:22.0	Just try whatever.
0:23.0	Put a different logo on it?
0:24.0	Oh, you can put your own shirt. Whoa. What is Wayback burgers? Way back? Way back. I don't know. Well, thank you. Only one way to find out. I was so waiting for what was coming next. I don't have an answer. I know, but I was just like, I was excited.
0:38.2	You had my attention.
0:40.8	Right.
0:42.6	Hey, what's tip and toe spa?
0:44.1	And Nick knows, it sounds like Nick knows all about it.
0:46.8	Oh, wait, no, I don't know.
0:47.9	He's not allowed in there.
0:50.4	Well, no, no, no, no, no, not anymore.
0:52.5	No.
0:52.8	No, stop.
0:53.8	No. no. Well, no. No, no. No? Stop.
0:55.0	No.
0:56.0	No.
0:57.0	It's a blanket.
0:58.0	No.
0:59.0	Everyone has their own tactic.
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