Free Smells Are The Worst Smells %% Jimmy John's Toasted Pizza Sandwiches

100% Eat

Striking Distance LLC

Comedy, Arts, Society & Culture, Food

5 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 September 2025

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Our Heroes are in it for the Free Smells and the trampoline. The smells are free and the subs suck. Buncha corpos eating provolone cheese ONLY. Enjoy this week's YouReview which is like a creative writing assignment that comes full circle. Wow. Not much to say about the food honestly. If you want to see them build a trampoline, it's on Patreon for all members, even free: https://www.patreon.com/posts/were-building-139667699?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_[…]copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_linkGrab a hat, a hoodie, and a shirt then https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	It's going to be the best sounding intro ever.
0:08.3	Welcome to 100% eat.
0:10.1	This is how Nick always wants me to look.
0:11.9	Welcome to 100% eat the show where we try every fast food restaurant to let you know if you need it.
0:17.6	You probably need it.
0:18.8	You probably need it do.
0:20.0	I'm your host Michael Jones alongside my co-host, Jordan. How are you? And how's the audio quality? Where's that voice coming from? I can't see. I can't see Michael. Look to your right. It came over before he said the microphone run off. Set it and stepped away. And it was literally like, let's see how that looks. And Eric was like, surely not. Dead center in his face and just went, look, I get that we're an audio podcast first. We have to be aware of the video and not do that. Please. I mean, not as supposed to solve the problem of people who don't know where the voices are coming from.
0:55.0	And if we're blocking Michael's face, we don't know where the voice is coming from.
0:57.6	I forgot about the, I don't know where the voices are coming from thing.
1:01.4	Did you forget?
1:03.0	It's like crazy.
1:04.9	Crazy.
1:05.9	Yeah, I don't know.
1:06.7	Close my eyes and it's just, ugh.
1:08.6	I'm not sure we should even, like, have bothered doing an episode. Why's that? I mean, what's going on? We all know Nick's getting raptured in the middle of this. Oh, that's true. On the day we're recording this, the rapture is occurring. When I believe the horns of Jerusalem sound for the final time, then the rapture will occur. How do you know what the final time is? I don't know. Well, when the person gets raptured, then... When we watch this and Nick starts getting sucked up in the air, but he gets caught in the corner like a balloon, and he starts kicking around. I see. One of the fun things about the people talking about the rapture is that there has been a lot of logistical
1:44.5	discussion about what to do when you're being raptured. Yeah. Oh yeah. And that's one other things.
1:48.6	Should you be outside at all times? Here's what I'm going to. Here's what I'm going to say.
1:54.4	As not an expert on the subject. But you're the closest that we have. I feel like if we're
2:00.1	entering the stage of rapture from God, he should be able to figure out the logistics.
2:06.1	He or she.
2:07.1	Get out of your car!
2:09.7	Pull over.
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