Homeless Prince Andrew, Robot C0ckfighting, and Little Caesars | 2.5.26

Hard Factor

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2026

⏱️ 48 minutes

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0:00.0	What it is!
0:01.0	This is a macho man Randy Savage.
0:03.0	And this is hard factor. And there is no one that does it better right now, yeah. Nobody does it better. I ain't repeating myself. Go ahead, tell me something right now. Yeah, and I'm living on nightmare. And I'm not a racist and I'm always cheering Oh yeah
0:21.2	Oh yeah!
0:37.3	Yeah! Good morning and welcome to episode 1889 of Hard Factor.
0:48.2	It is Thursday, February 5th, 2026.
0:51.7	Thank you for cheating on the news with us. 80-ish percent accuracy guaranteed on this
0:56.4	podcast. Patreon.com slash hard factor if you need more hard factor. Today, I'm at first,
1:02.7	I think. And I'm talking about cockfighting. Oh, because it's a cool topic. Cockfighting is it is a cool topic. Hell yeah. Why not? You know, when there's... Jousting. When it's in the news, you may as well talk about the cockfighting. So that's my philosophy on it. And that's why I'm going to do that one. In Oklahoma, it's a way of life. It's a right of passage. It's cultural. Cockfight. Kids have birthday parties. The cockfights. This, Pat, happens to be about Oklahoma, believe it or not. I believe it. Nailed it. Yeah. Is it cake? Well, only because there's that one congressman from Oklahoma introduced the talk fighting bill.
1:44.5	Oh, you think that it might be the same congressman that it's
1:49.1	probably involved.
1:50.1	He's probably involved.
1:52.1	Yeah, you'll find out soon that he's definitely involved, that he's definitely
1:58.0	that he's definitely, Pat did the last time we talked about this this dude uh and uh he's back
2:02.1	with with another bill pat and we'll see if he's swayed you this time because it's a new
2:06.9	spin on legalizing cockfighting and i'll want to see on this time come on come on come
2:13.0	come also got also got a little caesar's later, but I don't know, Pat,
2:17.9	I don't know if you're covering that one.
2:19.1	No,
2:19.6	we got plenty of time, plenty of time. Fantastic. And then Mark, what do you got? Update on Prince Andrew. Something happened with, sorry, not former Prince Andrew. We can't call him Prince Andrew anymore because he's not a fucking prince anymore. and something else happened to him.
2:33.3	Yeah.
2:34.9	And then I might talk about a stripper who beheaded her boyfriend.
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