Homeless Freedom, Sandy Kofax, Old People | Thursday Afternoon Podcast 10-30-25

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🗓️ 31 October 2025

⏱️ 160 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about homeless freedom, Sandy Kofax, and old people.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast
(25:43) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 10-30-25 - Bill does his first live podcast
at the ATC Podcast Festival l in Phoenix, Arizona.
(01:47:50) - Anything Better Podcast - NFL Week 9 Preview with Paul Virzi. Everyone went 2-2 and Paul took a beating in the afternoon games. They talk world series, and the serial killer rehabilitation trend.

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0:00.0	Arc Raiders, everybody. Thank you to Embark Studios, bringing us their new game, Ark Raiders,
0:06.5	a multiplayer extraction adventure video game set in a lethal future earth.
0:11.4	Explore an immersive, post-apocalyptic world scarred by conflict and reclaimed by nature.
0:17.1	A living surface where weather, enemies, and shifting conditions heighten the constant
0:23.6	threat of ARC. Communities are forced below ground to survive. Jesus, this is amazing. Scavage,
0:31.6	survive, thrive in a new extraction adventure. Arc Raiders, available now on PlayStation 5, Xbox series X, S, and PC rated T for team.
0:42.3	Hey, how do fuck you doing?
0:47.3	What's going on?
0:48.3	It's Phil Burr, and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning
0:52.3	podcast, and I'm just checking in on you.
0:56.6	I'm checking in on you from a fucking parking garage, dude.
1:00.2	I'm underground under this fucking building kid.
1:05.1	Knocking this out.
1:06.5	A bunch of bullshit to do, just like you.
1:08.9	Just like you.
1:10.2	I got a full day of fucking bullshit, none of which I want to do just like you just like you i got a full day of fucking bullshit
1:12.4	none of which i want to do not how does that happen how does that happen to your life
1:17.8	like you just wake up you know it's your day it's your day but then there's just a bunch of
1:24.9	shit yeah you don't want to do it i don't you look schedule, like, I don't want to do any of this shit. I got something
1:33.0	every goddamn slot of the fuck. I don't want to do this. You know? And then one day, you wake up and
1:41.9	you say, you know, something, I'm only going to do the shit that I want to do.
1:47.7	Because these days, these days belong to me. And that is when you become homeless.
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