Hello?

Hi Hayden, my little Hash Brown. How are you?

Hayden, Hashbrown, Dinell. That's what they call them.

I do love hash browns.

There you go.

I don't love this nickname thing you're doing.

Run with it, man. It's called friendship, you know?

Get used to it.

I'm not sure that is friendship, though, is it?

Is that something that friends do?

That's what we do.

Well, that's it, isn't it?

Well, because what friends do is they kind of like respect each other and treat each other nicely,

and we've always fucked the trend on that.

Today's flightless bird topic is homecoming and I find it really interesting because in New Zealand

we don't we don't have homecoming, do we? I don't believe so. Well unless you mean literally

arriving home. I do from time to time. I mean the dance, the football game and the dance

that happens in America. I mean, I feel like I've only ever seen it in TV shows, like

Friday night lights maybe, or something like that. That's an interesting thing because I

know like they have homecoming, but I never thought thought what event is this actually accompanying so are they

is it a football game allegedly it is a a big football game that they have and everyone goes along

and then they have a big dance to celebrate the winner or the loser or there's a dance that happens

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