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Holy Smoke: why is the Kirk selling off hundreds of churches so cheaply?

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4.4785 Ratings

🗓️ 26 October 2024

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Summary

In this week’s Spectator, William Finlater reveals that some of the Church of Scotland’s most precious architectural heritage is being flogged off quickly, cheaply and discreetly. Most western denominations are being forced to close churches, but the fire sale of hundreds of Scottish churches is unprecedented in British history. In this episode of Holy Smoke, Damian talks to William about the Kirk’s apparently panicky reaction to losing half its members since 2000, and asks new Spectator editor Michael Gove – once a Church of Scotland Sunday School teacher – why his former denomination is staring into the abyss.

Produced by Oscar Edmondson and Patrick Gibbons. 

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0:00.0

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0:28.6

Welcome to Holy Smoke, the Spectator's Religion podcast.

0:30.7

I'm Damien Thompson.

0:40.3

The Church of Scotland, which has lost more than half its members since the year 2000, is selling off its churches, not just one or two here or there, but a lot and for cut price rates.

0:47.3

Of course, the church insists that the move is painful but essential, aping the language

0:53.3

of a corporate multinational's HR department,

0:56.4

yet the sheer scale and decisiveness of the move belie the patronising smiles of the church hierarchy.

1:05.3

I'm quoting from a very striking article in this week Spectator by William Finnetter,

1:12.2

an undergraduate at St Andrews University,

1:14.7

who began investigating this story after noticing a steady stream of historic churches

1:20.7

up for sale in local newspapers.

1:23.8

As he reports, anywhere between 20 and 30% of parish churches, that's about 400 of them,

1:30.1

are being put on the market. And since many of Scotland's oldest and most beautiful churches

1:35.5

require the highest maintenance costs, that puts them at risk. Right now, in Aberdeen,

1:41.9

just £390,000 could buy you St St Marks, Alexander Marshall-McKenzie's

1:48.1

huge neoclassical church in the city centre. If you're in the market for something a little

1:53.3

cosier, 110,000 will get you the 18th century Kirkpatrick-Juckster parish church. Beautifully set against the Lather Hills,

2:02.8

this little whitewashed brick church with Celtic cross windows currently serves the village of

2:08.0

But that's about to change. Like most of the churches facing the chop, if bought it will probably

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