Holiday Train w/ Holden McNeely

Page 7

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4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2025

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ are reunited with Holden to talk about how that dirty fucking child from Christmas Shoes should learn to BATHE to stop illin' his mom, the tragedy of Rob and Michele Reiner, and it's time to dig into some feminine rage because Martha Stewart eats a bagel real weird. Dick Van Dyke made it 100 against his own wishes, happy bday! Holden's wearin' his cardigan as we dive into some quick Swiftie talk and share disappointment about her SILENCE, SKIMS got themselves an Ozempic Santa because of course they did, David Letterman keeps gettin' confused for Dick Van Dyke, so let that speak for his skin care routine, and Holden's enjoyin' the new Eras tour doc thing! Next we got our list and we're checkin' it twice 'cause it's a list full of NATIONAL LAMPOONS CHRISTMAS VACATION FAAAAAAAAACTS!!!!! Followed by Blindz Timez, with a Jackie's Snackies @ 1:15:30.608 and an MJ's Minute Munchies @ 1:23:09.000, until 1:25:40! All that and more on this week's Page 7! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0	Holden, if you interrupt me, I'm going to flip out.
0:12.6	It's me the adroction bird.
0:16.0	Holden.
0:16.5	It's a solemn day.
0:18.1	By the way, and I'm sorry about this episode.
0:19.3	It's a solemn day.
0:20.5	We're all sorry that you're on this episode. We're all upset that you're on this episode.
0:24.3	And yet I am still starting with... Okay.
0:27.5	It was almost Christmas time. There I stood in another line.
0:34.3	Trying to buy that last gift or two Not really in the Christmas mood
0:40.8	Standing right in front of me
0:43.9	Was a little boy waiting anxiously
0:47.8	Pacing around like little boys do
0:51.3	We're not talking about the writers
0:52.2	And in his hand he yelled a pair of shoes.
0:57.0	Very important what he held in the same was a pair of shoes.
0:59.3	At his clothes were what an old.
1:02.6	He was dirty from head to two.
1:05.6	And when it came his time to pay,
1:09.1	I couldn't believe what I heard him say.
1:15.7	Sir, I want to buy these shoes for my barber, please.
1:22.8	It's Christmas Eve and these shoes are just a size.
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