Hey folks, this is Kevin. On this episode, you will hear Madison Perry.

And my friend, Ian, he just point blank right into Jackie.

Pfft. Dousers are with 72 ounces of water.

And as he throws it, he says, back to whencey came demon.

That and more. But before we start, I just want to remind you that the entire first year

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This week, we're doing a rerun of our holiday episode from last year 2012

with a little bonus story at the end. And then next week, all new stories,

holiday stories for 2013. Now here's the show.

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Hello kids, this is Risk, the show where people tell true stories. They never thought they dared to share. I'm Kevin Allison. This is a track by our very own Jeff Bar.

I mean, now it's called Little Drummered, and it was first on another podcast that Jeff makes called Mangled Meditations.

Mangled Meditations is the trippiest, most fucked, uppity, nist, show of, you know, it's sound collage, and each episode is like a little journey to other worlds.

I remember I became a fan of Mangled Meditations because I thought that it would make for good cannabis influence listening.

So in a way, that led us to our episode editor, and this current state of risk is brought to you in part by Mangled Meditations.

And we, so go find it at Jeffbar.info, that's J-E-F-F-B-A-R-R.

Now last year, at this time, we had holiday stories one.

Last week, we had holiday stories two.

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