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hello kids this is extra risk where we give you just a little bit more of the show where people tell true stories they never thought they dare to share

I'm Kevin Allison and this is a boobamara brass band behind me now if you're somewhat new to the show regular episodes of risk have about three to five

stories these extra ones have one or two and we're calling today's sex death and high school because both of today's

stories are about high schoolers one losing her innocence and another losing his virginity we're going to start with the fantastic

Boston based comedian and actress Kelly McFarland you can find her at Kelly McFarland dot com and that's M.A.C.

Farland so without further ado here she is this is Kelly McFarland at the risk live show in New York City with a story we call

where the wall risk touched me

I actually grew up in Maine and I my freshman year in high school I decided to take a CPR class and it was mostly because my friends were taking the class

I got no interest in learning CPR but all my friends were taking it and important things to you your freshman year

I pretty much like I just wanted my look to be really classic in my hair to be big

those are important things to me and all my friends were going to take the class so I took the class too

and the good news is that the class was past fail so I wasn't the best student so my chances were really good that I was going to pass

and you can barely pass and with pass fail no one knows the difference you either passed you fail so I was really

excited about it and it wasn't a horrible class it was kind of fun there was a routine that we got to do

and they pulled out a fake dummy resuscitation Annie I remember her she's this dummy with no arms or legs

and big like slight smile on her plastic face and you would practice the CPR on the dummy

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