So how are things?

Well, Brad, I've had a week.

Have you?

Let's see.

I had a little bit of a tummy ache on Monday and then I went, called my doctor on Tuesday

morning and she was like, you should go to the ER for your tummy ache.

I was like, really?

And she said, yeah, you should definitely go to the ER.

So I went to the ER expecting to spend like a couple hours, maybe get a cat scan done, you know, then sent home with a, with a,

you know, a referral to a doctor.

And instead, I got to spend Tuesday night, Wednesday night, and Thursday night in the hospital.

Geez, three.

Was it really three nights?

Yeah, right.

That's what I said.

Do you know, do you realize in retrospect?

Okay, look, I'll grant.

You were in the hospital. You're probably, you know, keeping me abreast of the goings on was not top of mind for you.

I was extremely online whilst in the hospital.

I had a lot of time.

You were so low key about being admitted to the hospital that I talked to you steadily for

the better part of two days and had zero idea you were in the hospital.

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