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🗓️ 24 December 2020
⏱️ 95 minutes
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0:00.0 | And no, po-ho-ho! Do-you-you-you! Uh-oh! It's Jackie Claus coming down to Jimmy Claus! |
0:18.0 | No, it's not, but also Mary Mary Hallie's! We are here with this very special edition of Page 7 for you guys today. |
0:28.3 | Yes, I am forcing Molly and Holden to watch holiday in handcuffs with me, and we're gonna talk over it. |
0:38.8 | And it's on Hulu, and it's available on Hulu. So if you would like to watch it and listen to us talk over it, |
0:45.4 | you should totally do that with us, because I think this might be one of the worst in a fun way Christmas movies I've ever seen in my life. |
0:57.6 | Wow! I will also make the pledge, because not everybody has Hulu, and not everybody, whatever, right? |
1:02.8 | Everybody's whatever, right? I will make the pledge that even though I will be getting high probably during this, |
1:08.6 | uh, that I will also, though, um, definitely make sure that we make it as entertaining as possible so you don't have to watch along if you don't want to. |
1:16.4 | Completely agree, because I... So when we were first started talking about doing this, it's like we have to find a great movie that is... |
1:24.4 | I watched this alone, and I was screaming at the television because I was so upset, because let me just give you a quick rundown for you to decide whether or not, |
1:35.2 | because I guess kidnapping trigger warning, um, about a woman who forces a man that she doesn't know to spend the holiday with her pretending to be her boyfriend, |
1:47.0 | and that is Mario Lopez, and no one listens to him when he tries to explain to some everyone that he doesn't know this woman, |
1:53.4 | he's not her boyfriend and everyone laughs it off, and it is weirdly very upsetting, and I mean, this is from 2007, but I can't even believe, like, |
2:05.4 | you forget how long ago 2007 was when it comes to the ideologies of what is all right, and absolutely different era funerals of time. |
2:16.3 | And it's fundamentally insane, and especially the fact of like, you know, 2007 was 13 years ago, but that was still back in the day when like, |
2:24.8 | men can't be sexually assaulted, like yeah. |
2:27.7 | Oh, that's certainly not true, and that is part of this... |
2:31.7 | Or it's hilarious. |
2:33.4 | Or it's hilarious, and that is... |
2:35.3 | In this movie, is obscenic in many different ways, so please watch a... |
2:40.9 | I love to watch a Christmas movie that needs a trigger warning to come with it. |
2:46.6 | Yeah, perfect. |
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