Holiday Comedy Album

The Jackie and Laurie Show

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Laurie, Jackie, Show, Comedy, Maximumfun, Kilmartin, Kashian

4.8 • 637 Ratings

🗓️ 31 December 2018

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show, sneezeguards don’t guard, fuck the details, and emotional truth and a laugh. Comic of the Week: Frangela @FrangelaDuo We have a website! Laurie made it! www.jackieandlaurieshow.com Buy Laurie's new book Dead People Suck! http://amzn.to/2yNYF4Y Follow @jackiekashian and @anylaurie16 on Twitter! Follow the show! @JackieandLaurie

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0:00.0	Jackie Cache and Lori Kilmartin.
0:04.0	Jackie Cache and Laurie Kilmartin.
0:07.9	It's the Jackie and Laurie show.
0:10.7	The Jackie and Laurie show.
0:14.3	It's the Jackie and Laurie show.
0:17.6	The Jackie and Laurie show.
0:21.3	One. One.
0:22.1	Oh.
0:22.6	You just said 5.4.3, too.
0:24.6	All right.
0:25.0	You said one.
0:26.0	This hour has to go fast because I have a spot.
0:28.6	Right.
0:29.1	How can we make it faster?
0:30.8	Talk fast.
0:32.0	That's actually a terrible idea because we just blew our, we shot the whole thing on the previous app.
0:37.0	But that's not true.
0:38.3	I am, and when we're done with this, I have to sign another 150 comic books.
0:43.9	Yeah, you made it terrible, you signed a horrible contract. And you had to beg for people to buy
0:50.1	the books. And now you have to sign, uh sign 300 of them to get altogether.
0:54.4	600.
0:55.2	Oh my God.
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