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CERTIFIED MAMA'S BOY with Steve Kramer

Ho Ho No!

CERTIFIED MAMA'S BOY with Steve Kramer

Steve Kramer

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.91.1K Ratings

🗓️ 15 December 2022

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

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0:00.0

Is there anything that's off limits for the holidays when it comes to a gift that you can ask for?

0:04.4

Because what she is asking her partner to do? I'm like, man, this just seems unfair.

0:13.7

This just seems like it's too far to go for a gift. But see what you think is we get into

0:19.4

today's Ask My Mom on the Show. Well, hi, my name's Kramer and I am proud to admit that I am a

0:24.4

mama's boy. Not just any mama's boy. You're a certified mama's boy. And this is the certified

0:32.3

mama's boy podcast. Hello, yes, this is the certified mama's boy podcast. We are a podcast that's

0:39.8

based in three principles. Live, laugh, love your mom. That means we live our lives out loud.

0:44.0

We laugh a lot and we love my mom. My co-host Nancy, Nancy. Hi, mom. Hi, honey. I made the dumbest

0:50.7

mistake today. And it's not even like I didn't know better. And I guarantee you've been through

0:55.5

something like this before because we all go through this when we know it's not going to have a

0:58.4

pleasant outcome, but we do it anyway. I've been for a lack of better terms, having diarrhea now

1:08.5

for three hours because a terrible way to start the podcast, but I got to be honest with you,

1:14.5

the production of this day show may be a little rocky. So this is exactly why I don't go to the

1:22.8

store. It's because I need I need to think through my decisions before I make them. I need like

1:28.8

add to cart, look at cart, insert shipping address, insert credit card number. I don't need

1:37.3

impulse buy anything because it never turns out well for me, especially with food. It's just not

1:41.2

good. It's not good. So today I had to stop by the store. And I'm like, you know, I never,

1:45.6

I never never at the store. I really don't go to the store that often. I really don't. Maybe

1:50.5

once a month, I'm at a store and I'm like, well, I'm here. Maybe there's something else I want to buy.

1:54.9

You know, it's kind of fun. This is novel for me now. I really do. I spend money on nothing but

2:00.0

food delivery, Amazon delivery. That's like where all my extra money goes to. So I haven't been to a

2:06.7

store on quite some time. I'm like, let me just peruse like the good old days. And what do I see

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