Bye Bye 2022

CERTIFIED MAMA'S BOY with Steve Kramer

Steve Kramer

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 16 December 2022

⏱️ 40 minutes

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0:00.0	Well, this is it. We are here, the final show of 2022, and that's just wild.
0:10.0	Right? Like the end of the year. What? How's this real?
0:13.2	We got Jimmy Mac on the show. We got Mom and Nancy on the show today. We're just gonna have a great time wrapping up the end of
0:19.2	2022. Hi, my name's Kramer, and I am proud to admit that I am a mama's boy.
0:24.6	You're not just any mama's boy. You're a certified mama's boy. And this is the certified mama's boy
0:32.7	podcast. Hello. Yes, if you're new to this, just want to welcome you. It's kind of an odd time to join a podcast because this is our last episode of the year,
0:39.6	but happy to have you down the list. We do have three principles in this daily podcast. It's live, laugh, love your mom. That means we live our lives out loud.
0:47.4	We laugh a lot, and we love my mom, my co-host Nancy, Nancy. Hi, mom. Hi, honey.
0:52.2	Okay, our last show of the year. I can't imagine ending this show without making fun of Elf on the shelf one more time.
0:57.0	Oh, dear.
1:00.2	So again, let me give you a 30 second countdown warning in case you're listening around a little years to come back to this episode,
1:07.5	because I want to be able to speak freely, my mind, when it comes to Elf on the shelf, and because I know that
1:13.2	and I'm only going to be 30 seconds parents, but, you know, this is it.
1:17.5	I understand the Elf is very important to the kids, and I want to make sure that, you know, kids, he's watching you.
1:24.9	He's watching. So he better be in the best behavior because it's only a few more days to the holidays.
1:30.1	And he's for sure real, and he's for sure watching you.
1:33.7	So as your parents go to turn off the speaker around them right now, don't worry about it. Everything's fine.
1:39.9	He's real. Okay. All right.
1:41.5	One of my favorite stories of the year, right here, we talk a lot about Elf on the shelf.
1:47.6	I just talk about like it just sucks. And this is what I was thinking about too, is a little bit more Elf on the shelf talk.
1:52.8	I just, I think it's, it's unnecessary and unnecessary thing to do, you know.
1:58.7	So I, I was started to do the math on this, and let's just say that, that what age do you think you start Elf on the shelf?
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