Ho, Ho, Hold It Right There: A Collection of Christmas Crimes

Ridiculous Crime

iHeartPodcasts

History, Comedy, True Crime

4.5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2025

⏱️ 50 minutes

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T'was the night before the Christmas, and all through the house not a creature was stirring... except for a mouse stealing some Christmas cookies. No, not really. But this episode is a fun collection of Christmas crimes and the holiday-crazed criminals who committed them.

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0:00.0	This is an I-Heart podcast.
0:02.6	Guaranteed Human. Ridiculous crime is a production of I-Heart Radio. And one. And it did, Elizabeth. Five, six, seven, eight. What's up? What's up? How you doing? Doing pretty well. You know what's ridiculous? Do you know what I got a question for you? Yes. Do you know what's ridiculous? Oh, honey. I do.
0:23.1	Not Sarah Tassione. She is amazing.
0:26.2	Okay.
0:27.0	But I'm kicking it off with her.
0:28.5	She and I, my soul sister, my closest.
0:32.9	You're BFF.
0:33.7	My BFF.
0:34.9	She and I, in like the late 90s, early aughts, loved Demeter perfumes.
0:40.5	And they had these weird scents like gin and tonic, dirt, and those sort of things.
0:46.6	And then Sephora had these little knockoff ones.
0:49.6	And they had caramel and honey.
0:52.8	And we were obsessed with the caramel and honey scents.
0:56.0	Really?
0:56.4	Warm all the time.
0:57.8	Loved them.
0:58.8	And so, you know, then they kind of discontinued it.
1:02.3	But we still, if you smell it, like if we find, you know, something that smells like that,
1:05.8	it takes us back to our crazy days.
1:08.6	So I thought of that when a number, a large number of rude dudes, sent us a line on a mashup.
1:18.8	Yeah.
1:19.9	It's Liddle.
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