Hi, guys. Welcome back to Delusional Diaries podcast. I'm Hallie. And I'm Jazz. Happy New Year.

Crazy. I can't believe it's 2026. I feel like that year flew by. And you're someone who can like reset or do anything like any time during the year. I am someone who just I feel so different with a new year. It just like a new month, a new week just doesn't do it for me. I can't just like make. I can make some changes, but there's just something about a new year. I'm like, you know what? Like, I'm different. And I look forward to making some serious changes. What is your change? What is your change? I mean, like, I'm going to like, I'm going to have one. No, I do. You're just going to laugh at. I'm going to exercise more.

You have literally said that. The thing is I've said that, but it hasn't been a new year, so I haven't been able to execute in the same way. No, no, no, no, no. Hally, no, you don't understand. Like, you're about, like, wow, like that bitch is, like, really working. She's so skinny. because there is something about a new year. It makes me just like it's going to be different.

So I look

forward to being so thin. No one can find my waist. Everyone's talking about how skinny. I am. Like,

ozropic allegations, like that's going to be me. And I'm cooking at home. What is Uber Eats? What is DoorDash? What is GrubHub? I don't know. I don't know that person. I am now new. Okay. And I'm going to bed earlier. I'm waking up earlier. I am smoking less weed. Like, I'm a change to being because it is a new year.

Okay, period. And like, I'm so glad that you don't need a new year to do that, but I do. And I'm just saying, like, you guys are going to recognize me. Who is this girl with all these healthy habits? Me, it's jazz. You just like, same person. But see, I don't think you need a new year. Like you did that in no snap months. And that was not a new year because you just wanted something. I think that it's just like. No, I told, you're right. If I really want something, I can totally do it. But I haven't wanted it. What is making you want it right now? The new year makes me just like, I feel the energy is just different. I'm also like, I'm getting back on my antidepressants because of the winter, what's it called seasonal depression and i'm like you know

a little boost doesn't hurt and i could use the boost the darkness is getting to me so i'm just like

new year back on my meds just like i don't know i'm just a new person all right love that so basically

yeah that's that's where I'm at. Okay.

It just like, it does something for me. It's like I just, I feel it in my bones. Okay, love. Yeah. That's fun. So I'm super excited that it's a new year. I feel like I just thrive in January. Okay. Okay. How do you feel this year? I can't believe it's January. like it it literally feels like it was July yesterday. And everybody says that. But I was, like, telling somebody the other day, they were like, oh, how old are you? I'm like, oh, it's literally January. My half birthday is this month. Like, I'm basically closer to 26 than I am to 25. Like, that feels so wrong to me. But I, this is kind of the worst time of the year.

Thank God we have like a lot of kind of stuff going on. It's the best time.

I think January is in through February.

Honestly, no.

The worst month of the year is like March because you're like, you have that hope of spring

where you're like, okay, hope of spring where you're like

okay it's going to start getting warmer but it's still so fucking freezing cold but you're

almost like mentally like it's spring and you like want to dress a little bit cuter and brighter

and warmer or like lighter but it's still really fucking freezing. It just always gets like miserably fucking cold.

So I really hate March. But January, you're just locked in, you know, for like the next two months.

Like I am locked in. It is just. Okay. Well, I'm saying like it's just the worst to me because it's like still really fucking dark so early. But thank God we are on the come up. It's getting brighter every day.

We're gaining that light.

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